i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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