Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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