So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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