you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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