i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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