i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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