He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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