Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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