After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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