so explain again why im purple
no
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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