i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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