when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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