Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
My cat gives me a boner
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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