He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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