In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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