What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
