its not stalking. its research.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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