If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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