found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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