This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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