dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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