so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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