Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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