(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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