I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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