It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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