just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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