we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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