Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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