Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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