It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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