Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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