she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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