She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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