yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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