her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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