I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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