I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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