In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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