And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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