You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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