sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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