Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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