you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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