Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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