So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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