We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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