I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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