why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This is the prime rib incident all over again
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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