i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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