Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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